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Your Girlfriend's Dream Man

from Why Not Try by Party Marty

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I woke up last weekend next to a girl I've never seen.
Do I be that guy who asks her name the next morning.
Or be that jerk that pretends to know it all along.
She asks if I have her number. I said you should put it in my phone.

Cause that's how smooth I am.
I'm Don Juan I'm Cool Joe with a great smile and I'm in a band.
Cause I am a ladies man. I'm the quarterback with great cuticles.
I am Your girlfriend's dream man

Anything you want a girl to say, I can get the truth.
I can flip her like a pancake and make her scream like Dr. Seuss.
I know anything anyone's ever known about a chick.
You should see how much they all enjoy eating my cooking.

Cause that's how smooth I am.
I'm Don Juan I'm Cool Joe with a great smile and I'm in a band.
Cause I am a ladies man. I'm the quarterback with great cuticles.
I am Your girlfriend's dream man

You can't blame me if your girlfriend doesn't wear a ring.
I swear that she came up to me. She even bought me a drink.
I won't like I saw you two standing by the pinball machine.
But I figured she was fair game as soon as she gave me a wink.

You can't blame me if your girlfriend doesn't wear a ring.
Maybe what you're looking for is something along the lines of a leash.
You see, I don't have a problem getting many pretty girls to date me.
But what I'm really great at is getting their boyfriends to hate me.

Cause that's how smooth I am.
I'm Don Juan I'm Cool Joe with a great smile and I'm in a band.
Cause I am a ladies man. I'm the quarterback with great cuticles.
I am Your girlfriend's dream man

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from Why Not Try, released December 21, 2012

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Party Marty South Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Punchline Folk Punk. Songs about friendship, celebration, and real life.

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